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→The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.
Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”
Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”
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| haxorus612: | when will you tire of this. Game???? |
Probably not as soon as the player characters in Don’t Rest Your Head, an RPG in the mode of Dark City (or The Matrix, if you’re not a Jennifer Connelly fan) where you play as chronic insomniacs who become more powerful the more strung out and exhausted they are, exploring a hallucinatory city populated by flesh-eating monsters based on terrible puns.
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me from 2013 to early 2018: boy i can’t wait for pacific rim 2!
me from early 2018 on: boy it’s a shame that pacific rim (2013) was so perfect they decided that they couldn’t ever make a sequel
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if you’re nonbinary and are just dumb as fuck slap that rb button
When the commercial brands have the power to influence positively.
👋👋👋
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Hey Gruul ! Did you just stutter ?
* Seeks medical attention shortly afterwards *
Backs of the Magic: the Gathering Ravnica Allegiance PreRelease Packs.
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i miss having an appetite and enjoying eating
now it’s like, i know i have to eat b/c i haven’t put nutrient in my body in several hours but the idea of putting food into my mouth and chewing and tasting and swallowing and digesting is just completely abhorrent to me, like i just want a tube stuck in my side that pumps nutrient paste directly into my stomach
i don’t know why this is happening to me but i hate it, i want to go back to enjoying food