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is it 4 am
what the fuck
who allowed this to happen
i would like to speak to management
sighs and adds naomi misora to the list of fictional women who must be protected at all costs (even though they are totally capable of protecting themselves b/c they kick ass)
gets unreasonably angry about raye penber being a sexist piece of shit
no you don’t get to talk down to your fiancee like that you are talking to the lady who solved the los angeles bb murder cases you step the fuck off sir
apparently 2 am is the perfect time to start re-reading death note
you all know how in media there’s like, the devil spawn child
just like, single-mindedly dedicated to making all the adults in the vicinity completely miserable for no reason at all
i’ve never encountered one before. i’ve seen screaming children but like, they were hungry or tired or their parent said no you can’t push the buttons or some other stupid reason children cry
but this one, today…she was devil spawn. she was screaming to scream, to make a nuisance of herself, specifically intending to make her mother upset and miserable. and it was working. we even offered her a free lollipop to calm her down, and all she did was scream about how she wanted another one.
i’ve never encountered such an awful, awful child. i never want to again. that was legitimately one of the worst things i’ve had to deal with since i’ve been working.
by the way, today’s lucky number is seven.
that is the amount of screaming children i had to directly interact with today. seven spoiled screeching bodily-fluid-encrusted children.
i told one of the cashiers i’m never having children and she just gave me a knowing, sympathetic nod.
Some days I really need to silence the little voice in the back of my head that’s saying “oh, this is too self-indulgent / tropey / unrealistic, I shouldn’t put it in the story”
and remember that it’s fanfiction
and I’m writing it
so who else should I be indulging?
YEP. It’s all well and good to write high noble pieces of art meant to say Great Things about Life, but sometimes there’s just nothing like a good old-fashioned Pretend Marriage Telepathic Secret Spy AU.
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